Catch Sterra on Percussion live with Black Sheep and Dj Fresh

SHAMELESS //

-adjective.
1. Feeling no shame.
2. Having or showing no feeling of modesty, or decency; brazen; impudent
3. Impervious to repression //

Join us for ONE NIGHT ONLY at THE WOODS, when we fling our pride aside and get Joburg's biggest names in DANCE to bust out their most OUTRAGEOUS, dance floor shaking, DJ repertoire. //

While this is in motion of course, it would be rude to not invite YOU to show off your SCANDALOUS and CHEAP dance floor moves, the ones reserved only for a party of this magnitude. //

Featuring//

//Funk Fizzle Floor
DJ Fresh // Blacksheep feat Sterra on Percussion // Household Fu

nk // Audio Villians

//Dark & Lovely Floor
Ryan Dent // Craig Massiv // Jimmy Chronic // Nick Lumb

Now we realize that the really shameless thing to do in this situation would be to charge you hundreds of bucks to get in to this little soiree but we couldn't bring ourselves to swoop to that level of depravity, instead:

Before 10 - R60
After 10 - R80//

Dress: Your attire should be totally shameless, particularly: Short Shorts, T-Shirts with your name on them, Fishnet Stockings, Skanky Tartan Mini Skirts, Ripped Jeans, Avaitor Sunglasses, Handlebar Mustaches, Asymmetrical Hair Cuts, Perverse Corsets, etc NO Popped Collars, NO Shiny Pointy Shoes//

ROAR // Tight Security// 18+ Only // ID Essential // 66 Carr St Newtown //

WIN YOUR TICKET//

Make your own video, shamelessly promoting yourself, telling us how awesome you are and why you should attend for free and we might just let you, we might just throw in a little bar tab for the best video. Remember to post the link to the video on this event after uploading it//